I can't 'handle' it no more

Your wife's got no cock?

How the bloody hell are you going to cope?

How will you feed the kids?

Goodness gracious god, shut up shut up, I can't bear to hear any more tales of disgusting mutancy in your life. That's a week of wanks ruined already. I better get them all over with today.

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