What a jerk

If you like to fantasise about death and unless you're a normal human being I'm assuming you do, then here is a sentence full of advice for you: please, please be careful you don't end up copying my Uncle Jack who had one wank about death too many...

RIP Uncle Jack, you were a terrible mother's brother and a compulsive masturbator but by all the powers of Morbor and Fuckeroo you were a damn fine Bosun