Banal Sex

There's a lot of inventions going on over at a certain blog of note - Grist to the mill, i say. Here's mine....

A lifesize, meat-stuffed replica of my own dear arse.

Because when all's said and done, we'd all like to know what it's like to fuck ourselves*

Her's a guy who knows and has written extensively on the subject




*it would also provide excellent storage for the lifesize, meat-stuffed replica of my cock for the rare times when it's not 'on duty'