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so it's the baseball world series upon us once and again, and yet for the nth time i see that the world of American baseball, in its insular wisdom, has chosen once more to exclude other planets from competiting. Two teams from Earth will, yet again, compete in the ultimate challenge. How much longer will the american gay-rounders loving inhabitants of Plujiter, Vaturn and Spars be able to stand this blatant Earthocentric racism before they come tumbling into our atmos and fuck us all to death. And how much longer until we deserve it?

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